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Rise of the Imperial Friendship Fairness Czar

20

Oct

Rise of the Imperial Friendship Fairness Czar

Posted by: Alexa

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With an ever-increasing number of Czar appointments by President Obama, it has become clear that no position is too absurd. In an effort to assist in adding another cumbersome bureaucratic layer to government and to help properly ensure the basic human right of friendship to all Americans, a new Friendship Fairness Czar has recently been appointed.

Tasked with the daunting responsibility of making sure that every Facebook user is equal, this new Czar will help redistribute the wealth of friendship from those who are too popular to those who are poor in friends.

Please immediately report to the Friendship Fairness Administration on Facebook for your assessment.

Details of how the position of Friendship Fairness Czar works are superfluous. The Czar may or may not have been properly vetted. The most important thing is that disparity in the number of Facebook friendships is ended.