It was another HIGHLY embarrassing week for Crooked Joe Biden — the personification of weakness and stupidity.
Biden is a case study in what happens when a lifetime of chronic lying meets cognitive decline.
Here’s a non-exhaustive list of the shameless lies, embarrassing flubs, and other strange moments from his horrible week:
- Biden falsely claimed he “got involved … out of the civil rights movement.”
- Biden “both sides”-ed the far-left antisemitic protests roiling college campuses.
- Biden falsely claimed he “got arrested standing on the porch with a Black family” during the civil rights movement.
- Biden falsely claimed he “used to drive an 18-wheeler.”
- Biden surrounded himself by handlers in a futile attempt to avoid looking like a shuffling, wandering fool.
- Biden claimed “women would send very salacious pictures” to him as a senator in the 1970s, which he’d “give to the Secret Service” — but senators don’t have Secret Service protection.
- Biden declared “we can’t be trusted.”
- Biden pledged (repeatedly) to eliminate President Trump’s tax cuts — which would raise taxes for ~91% of Americans.
- Biden claimed he “spoke up in Washington” earlier in the day, despite giving no such speech.
- Biden claimed taxpayer-funded “free” community college wouldn’t “cost the taxpayers.”
- Biden falsely claimed (again) he “cut the national debt.”
- Biden falsely claimed he “commuted every day for 36 years” by train over the now-collapsed Baltimore bridge — which did not feature a rail line.
- Biden falsely claimed “last year was Earth Day’s hottest on record.”
- Biden falsely claimed his “blue-collar blueprint” on the economy is “working.”
- Biden compared his son’s death from cancer to law enforcement officers killed in the line of duty.
- Biden fantasized (twice) about committing violence towards President Trump.
- Biden claimed he saved “half a dozen” children from drowning.
- Biden claimed he was the “runner-up in state scoring” in high school football.
- Biden blessed himself with a sign of the cross in recognition of abortion-on-demand.
- Biden asked (twice) if the audience will “choose freedom over democracy.”
- Biden read his handlers’ directions aloud from his giant teleprompter: “Four more years? Pause?”
- Biden admitted “democracy is at stake” after four years of his presidency.
- Biden forgot the name of “Cornell,” allegedly his second choice for law school.
- Biden tried to shake the hands of a non-existent person.
- Biden was flanked by socialists to shield his embarrassing shuffle.
- Biden praised socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who had lauded “peaceful” antisemitic protests just minutes earlier.
- Biden awkwardly held hands with socialist Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez as she guided him off the stage.
- Biden referred to January 6th as “June 6th.”
- Biden bizarrely claimed he used to wear work boots to “cut the yard,” but is no longer allowed to do so.
- Biden called to “stop this division,” just seconds after insulting his political opponents.
- Biden slurred through Chuck Schumer’s name: “Shurmer Leader.”
- Biden repeated the dubious story about “oil slicks” giving him “bronchial c— uhh, asthma.”
- Biden claimed he’s “seen the devastating toll of climate firsthand.”
- Biden randomly (and repeatedly) yelled, slurred, and malfunctioned.
- Biden repeatedly ducked reporters’ questions.
And those are just some of Biden’s most notable incidents this week.
Meanwhile, inflation is worsening, economic growth is grinding to a halt, Biden’s Border Bloodbath continues unabated, and the country is falling apart.
Is it any wonder Biden is losing?
